You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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