Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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