drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
dude. I can hear the air.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
