He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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