I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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