they need to just BURY HIM!
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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