can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Alive.
So much puke
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
