Already got asked if we're dating
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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