She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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