He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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