operation have a gay friend backfired
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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