direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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