Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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