Plan B is the new Plan A
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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