Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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