I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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