Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
