I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
