i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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