Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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