My hair reeks of homosexuality.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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