Don't make out with my wife yet
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Damn victory sex feels great
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