I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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