Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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