love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
that's an acceptable place to lick
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
