i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
