what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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