You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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