She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
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TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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