she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I want her autograph on my taint
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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