Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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