that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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