Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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