You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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