Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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