So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
4 words: hood of his car
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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