Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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