He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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