i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
True strength comes from lack of pants
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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