Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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