Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We need a shit load of segways right now
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