MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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