you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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