You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
"it" just moved
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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