Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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