i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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