thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You can't just leave with hair like that
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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