My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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