I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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