So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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